Those Creatures Called WOMEN

if you're well dressed, she thinks your a playboy
if you're not, she thinks you're a nerd
if you kiss her, you're not a gentleman
if you don't, you're not a man
if you praise her, she thinks you're lying
if you don't, she's murmuring
if you visit her often, she says you're boring
if you don't, she thinks you're double crossing
if you propose early, you're a fresh guy
if you don't, she wonders why
if you talk, she wants you to listen
and if you listen, she wants you to talk
if you always call, she gets angry
if you don't, she'll not be happy
if you give her a gift, she won't accept
if you don't, you always forget
if send letters, she doesn't answer
if you don't, you never bother
if you ask for a date, she'll tell you she's busy
if you don't, she says you'll be sorry
if you're jealous, it doesn't matter
if you're not, she thinks you don't love her
MEN will always had a hard time to be able to understand WOMEN.